Once upon a time, there were two young dogs. There names weren't important, because this story is about BANANAS. On the day involving the aforementioned BANANAS, the King of Mango-land (Banana-land just sounded wrong) began to eat the national food, a BANANA. He peeled the BANANA and began to bite chunks off of it. Zooooom...in rushed the two young dogs. Hipping and Hopping on over, because the scent of BANANA had wafted through the air, and into their sensitive sniffers. Chugga Chugga Chugga...in crawled the Princess of Mango-land. She, too, had smelled the national food.
"Oh, please, kind King, give us a little bite of BANANA!"
"We love BANANAS! They smell so good! They look so good! Please! Please! Please!"
"BANANAS! BANANAS! BANANAS! BANANAS! BANANAS! BANANAS! BANANAS! BANANAS!"
"Ah, shoot, stupid King is already eating the last bite."
2 comments:
In all fairness the kind king did reward all three of his LOYAL subjects with bites of banana
josiah would be there right with them!!!
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